Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Fourth of July
Most people don't know I have a side. I do, and it's pretty hardcore. So don't try to get crazy with me. I've got connections in North Orange County.
So what's it gonna be - what's your poison? Purple Rains, Piccolo Petes, Roman Candles? Or if you'd rather start off slow and work your way up, I've got flowers, sparklers, smoke bombs. Bing bang boom, I'm the firework pusher. And it's gonna be on like Donkey Kong this July 4th.
I just hooked-up my neighbor with some snakes - black ones and rainbows. They're hard to come by in these south county parts. Good thing I know people who know people who...work at a, uh...um...
Okay fine...who work at a firework stand near my mom's house that just so happens to support my Alma mater's band and colorguard. But keep it on the down-low, okay? The cops. They don't monkey around. They put up that sign: "Firework-Free Zone!" And one single Piccolo Pete peep could shut this whole thing down.
All jokes aside, Fourth of July is so much more than forking out the caysh for fireworks. We are free people. Not just free people because we live in this amazing country, but true children of liberty - no matter where we live - when we realize just how much our Creator loves us. Because..."If the son has set us free, then we shall be free indeed." John 8:36
Have a wonderful Fourth of July!